Chivalry Lives: “Some Good from the Hood”…

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Posted by Goddess @ 9:36PM

First 50 cent vows to give $10,000 to baby mother’s (I’m still waiting for my check 50!!!)….and now Tyreece joins the rank of men who prove that good men spawn from proper child-rearing and that chivalry exists in a world full of sex & sin.  Tyreece used Twitter to find 14 single mommies lucky enough to be nominated for a California Spa Day on Valentine’s Day. Check the video clip…

Improve Your Kissing Game…

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Posted by Goddess @ 11:17PM

Ever been told you kiss like a lizard?  Ever ran across somebody who tried to floss your damn teeth?  Disgusting and it’s a best first impression.  Here are a few tips for improving your tongue action so that you’re not ostracized.

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I’d Leave My Valentine for YOU…

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Posted by Goddess @ 11:30AM

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If you didn’t catch the BET premiere of “I Do, I Did”, shame rest with you!  It was a regular BlackBuster cinema in time for V-Day I suppose.  The premise was kind of interesting and unrealistic–Guy marries lifelong best friend…on their wedding day they get in a horrible accident…wifey goes into a 2 year coma….sexy dude remarries a white girl and knocks her up…..1st wifey awakes from coma and is allowed into the new home of hubby and his new wifey where she sets out to get her man back….really BET??!  That aside, the illustrious elements were who STARRED in the flick.  If there were ever a symbol to define my quote unquote type, then here would be the man.  His name is Marcus Patrick and he is best known for his role on the undying soap Days of Our Lives.  Fellas, I didn’t want to leave you out so I added a Miami based video vixen.  I strong feel that these two could really make you ponder leaving your Valentine on February 14th!!! Read the rest of this entry »

Rebound…Your Turn!

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Posted by Goddess @ 3:05AM


Is it safe to rebound when your relationship first ends?  I’ve always felt that it’s a good ego stroke and makes you feel a helluva lot better to have someone come off the sideline and make you feel sexy, fun, and exciting!  But it is DANGEROUS territory!  I know because I have experience hurting dude(s) when the starting player exited the game and 2nd string is called in the game temporarily.  Funny update…two of my “black book” candidates have been hitting me up HARD lately.  Did they get the memo that I’m available now???  I know good and well that they love my personality and brains but they probably LOVE Goddess’ forgotten hidden treasures as well!  For now, it’s nice to hear them hinting towards foul play and maybe I will get bored enough to want to play along but for now–it’s Cute ;-P

Lessons Learned in 2010…

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Posted by Goddess @ 2:52AM



You know you have grown when you can sit back and measure you’re level of wisdom.  Some of us are doing the same shit at 30 then we did when we were age 21 hitting the hydro, checking for the next party, and playing hooky from class.  Ahh, the good ole days.  We say we changed, but have we really? Pop it for more… Read the rest of this entry »

Enhancing My Frame in 2010???

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Posted by Goddess @ 7:19PM

You know your settling in to being a true South Florida native when you start pricing body work.  Especially when you don’t have the funds to start investing in enhancements that give college tuition a run for the money!  On the other side, I want to unleash the forgotten about Goddess…I’m going to reveal the body type  that I’m going for an clue you in on the new, innovative technique that’s going to get me feeling right… Read the rest of this entry »

Well Ladies, Lights Out…Bars Closed!

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Posted by Goddess @ 10:36PM

Wow.  ABC Nightline pretty much advises you to drop your standards or you’ll NEVER get married.  42% g’dammit!  Real talk though….ladies stop being so damn foolish and faithful and start dating these white and latino men that welcome you with open arms.  It’s REAL in the field yo…

Ever Try Speed Dating???

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Posted by Goddess @ 11:22PM

Wow.  I sometimes caught wind of the speed dating phenomenon on tv shows and always wondered what it was like to partake in the fast-paced, versatile dating schemes.  They look like they are pretty fun and pressure-free!  Needless to say, while parlaying online I stumbled across SpeedDate.com.  I tried it out and it was quite entertaining.  Read the rest of this entry »

Kim Kardashian To Get a “Ring on It”…

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Posted by Goddess @ 8:47PM

Kimmy K may soon join the ranks of aspiring young women demanding a Ring on It in 2010.  Reggie Bush supposedly plans to pop the infamous question over the holidays and we only hope this isn’t an effort to boost TV ratings!  Her younger sister Khloe just recently married NBA Laker baller Lamar Odom a few months back.  That bitch mastered Ring on It tactics in less than a months time.  Khloe, you need to write a self help book!  ROI–it’s NOT a game ninjas…

Ms. Tonga, here’s Your One-way Ticket to Hell!

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Posted by Goddess @ 8:38PM

What the hell is wrong with our justice system?  I mean, how is this broad allowed to attend the funeral of a man she’s responsible for killing?  Read the rest of this entry »

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