Is it safe to rebound when your relationship first ends? I’ve always felt that it’s a good ego stroke and makes you feel a helluva lot better to have someone come off the sideline and make you feel sexy, fun, and exciting! But it is DANGEROUS territory! I know because I have experience hurting dude(s) when the starting player exited the game and 2nd string is called in the game temporarily. Funny update…two of my “black book” candidates have been hitting me up HARD lately. Did they get the memo that I’m available now??? I know good and well that they love my personality and brains but they probably LOVE Goddess’ forgotten hidden treasures as well! For now, it’s nice to hear them hinting towards foul play and maybe I will get bored enough to want to play along but for now–it’s Cute ;-P
You know you have grown when you can sit back and measure you’re level of wisdom. Some of us are doing the same shit at 30 then we did when we were age 21 hitting the hydro, checking for the next party, and playing hooky from class. Ahh, the good ole days. We say we changed, but have we really? Pop it for more… Read the rest of this entry »
You know your settling in to being a true South Florida native when you start pricing body work. Especially when you don’t have the funds to start investing in enhancements that give college tuition a run for the money! On the other side, I want to unleash the forgotten about Goddess…I’m going to reveal the body type that I’m going for an clue you in on the new, innovative technique that’s going to get me feeling right…Read the rest of this entry »
Wow. ABC Nightline pretty much advises you to drop your standards or you’ll NEVER get married. 42% g’dammit! Real talk though….ladies stop being so damn foolish and faithful and start dating these white and latino men that welcome you with open arms. It’s REAL in the field yo…
Wow. I sometimes caught wind of the speed dating phenomenon on tv shows and always wondered what it was like to partake in the fast-paced, versatile dating schemes. They look like they are pretty fun and pressure-free! Needless to say, while parlaying online I stumbled across SpeedDate.com. I tried it out and it was quite entertaining. Read the rest of this entry »
Kimmy K may soon join the ranks of aspiring young women demanding a Ring on It in 2010. Reggie Bush supposedly plans to pop the infamous question over the holidays and we only hope this isn’t an effort to boost TV ratings! Her younger sister Khloe just recently married NBA Laker baller Lamar Odom a few months back. That bitch mastered Ring on It tactics in less than a months time. Khloe, you need to write a self help book! ROI–it’s NOT a game ninjas…
What the hell is wrong with our justice system? I mean, how is this broad allowed to attend the funeral of a man she’s responsible for killing? Read the rest of this entry »
Ohhh to bask in the mind of the ADD. I’m going to share with you all of the beautiful things I’ve seen today and I’m going to make strong attempts to tie them with SEX. Aight, if all goes well, I will be basking on the shores of the Dominican Republic in the Spring at the Bahia Principe. Sure life is a BEACH in South Florida, but the DR has some pecan rican cakes strolling the strip.
Here are some signs that sex is gonna get you hooked! You’re insides should HURT when receiving a good pounding. Guys, by now you should know the difference between a hurtful moan and a fake! You should be getting solicited every night for the goods and your person will NOT get exhausted. Tip: when you’re finished having sex ask him/her to do something for you. (”Can I get a glass of water”..”I’m hungry”) If they JUMP to the task…they’re hooked! If you finish and the person is all cheesy and on cloud 9–you’re doing your J-O-B!!! Work smarter not harder bitches…
Today will mark a journey into what it’s like to go from full pu$$y action and revert to abstinence.
Journal Entry #1: I have made the choice….no not a ni**a…..I have made the CHOICE to go abstinent. It’s part of the whole ROI Resolution. If you don’t know….ask somebody! You may not believe me but after a few days of withdrawal it feels….damn good! How can that be? DCIK is a beautiful creature. I think the good feeling comes from knowing that you do not depend on another entity and that your sacred piece attains the value that you place on it. The funny thing is that after day 5 withdrawal starts to subside. The irony lies in the realization that the more you DON’T have sex…the less you think about it. It also feels good to know that I’m disease free, not knocked up to a potential loser, and I’m not giving it up to someone who doesn’t appreciate the wholesome goodness. Try it if you’re brave…
