Everybody craves their own “slice” of man pie.  But (fcuk all my past English teachers)…But, let’s pretend that the lifestyle of a mistress is more enviable.  I want to claim him just like I want to claim my paycheck all the way to the bank on a Friday, but let’s explore the perks of having him just some of the time…

It’s nice to be the “other woman” because he fiends for your punany like it’s the last supper!  For some reason your sweet meat between your thighs is more delectable than what his current mate has to offer.  Or maybe it’s because your freak-o-meter is on high and you do what she simply will not.

Being the mistress is fun because he’s willing to show you a good time and make you happy so that you can bring a sense of thrill to his monotonous routine.

Is his male “ego” getting on your last damn nerve? Fcuk Beyonce’s fraudulent ass, kick the ego to the curb and send him home with his tail between his legs.  He’s not yours so you won’t even have to feel guilty!  Send him home to argue with his main squeeze cuz he’s guaranteed to leave frustrated!

Being the lady on the side means that you have the option for blackmail.  If you’re a pro, pawn free vacations, complimentary fine dining and wining, lavish jewelry and gifts!  After all, the last thing he wants you to do is rat on his unfaithful ass!

Keep your options open.  You’re not tied down because he’s not serious, so you can explore various male companions…maybe one’s good in bed, another is fun for a night out on the town, another is the soulmate type, and one gives HEAD!  Sorry y’all…there’s always a special place for the one who goes downtown!!!